FISHERMANS SONG
Fisherman, fisherman, coming from the sea
have you got a lobster you can sell to me.
refrein: Singing roll tiddly oh; shit or bust
Never let your balls dangle in the dust.
Yes sir, yes sir, I have two
and the biggest of the bastards I will sell to you
I took the lobster home, but I couldn't find a dish
so I put it in the place where the missus has a piss
It was early in the morning as we all know
when the missus she got up to let the waters flow
First there came a yell and then there was a grunt
and out came the missus with a lobster in her cunt
Now I grabbed a brush, the missus grabbed the broom
we hit the fucking lobster right around the room
We hit it on the front we hit it on the side
we hit the little bleeder till it nearly died
Now the story has a moral and the moral is this
always take a look before you have a piss
